Includes stories on the 18 and 19 year old duo who cops say tried to steal a barbecue smoker from the Cincinnati Bengals' stadium by jumping the fence...and on the Georgia man accused of trying to get out of a driving without a license ticket by giving the officer his passport, arguing he was traveling, not driving...also on the 80th anniversary of Spain's 'Tomatina-' Tomato Street Fight. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.