Includes stories on a man in a L.A. suburb who was blaring a pair of train horns outside for three months, until cops answered neighbors' prayers and complaints and arrested the guy... and on a 44 year old man who had a knife blade inside his chest for eight years until doctors found it...also on the 23 year old British prison guard who just pleaded guilty last week to being the latest of 29 female correctional officers the past three years in the UK to get caught having sex with inmates. Plus...parody ads and celebrity birthdays.