Includes stories on a woman in Key West Florida who's accused of stopping traffic to let a chicken cross the road, only to fly into road rage and bear spray a woman who honked behind her, then went around and ran over the chicken, killing it... also on the annual swingers festival in a village north of London that drew noise complaints for all the moaning...and on a guy and a DNA lab worker in England who were both sentenced to prison time for mixing up paternity test specimens, so the guy could avoid child support and being ruled the father. Plus...parody ads and celebrity birthdays.