Includes stories on a North Carolina granddad who cops say was caught on surveillance cameras putting party drug pills of cocaine and mdma in his grandkids' blizzards, while flagging down cops to claim they found them in the frosty dessert... also on how a married man wearing Batman pajamas woke up next to his wife in Batman pjs, then went outside and caught a suspected thief in his neighbor's garage... and on how a fisherman off Costa Rica caught an orange shark...and how Chinese online retailer Alibaba is selling what looks to be Firestone imitation tires named...F--kstone tires, with that f-word name on the tire. Plus... par0dy ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.