Includes stories on two engaged, Family Dollar store workers in Indianapolis who police say chased down a guy who robbed the store and shot him in the butt...and on the two dozen water buffalo that broke loose from a British Columbia farm and ran through a couple of neighborhoods...also on how police in England's Leicestershire county warned people headed to last weekend's Download rock festival to take off smart watches and bracelets if jumping around mosh pits, because the wearables have been mistaking mosh pit madness with health problems and calling 999 (or 911 in the US). Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.