Includes stories on two pigeons that hopped on a Delta airlines flight on Saturday, and flew around the cabin until baggage handlers caught the stowaways... also on the woman in DC who cops say stripped butt naked in a hotel lobby, then went outside to lay on a towel before going into the hotel bar, where cops say she threw liquor bottles at people, and blamed it all on her lord and saviour Michael Jackson, who she said told her to do it... and one on the police search for a man in Australia who set himself on fire while starting a blaze inside a restaurant he broke into for seemingly arsonist reasons. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.