Reels ov Steel

You better get me to school on time!

We're back, school is in, and Son f Boar are joining us in the studio for a look at Jack Black's kid-actor-opus!

Tune in this week to hear:

• Tom dumping heavily on Electric Callboy!
• How the 'Ladybird book of lady pirates' transformed our sexuality!
• How to stick it to the man by starting a cult!

Plus loads of album recommendations, tales of severed fingers and broken legs, moaning about festival parking, and all the usual headbanging nonsense you expect from the world's greatest heavy metal movies podcast!

Will Molten Slag ever play my barbecue?

This week Matt & Tom take a look at Simon Bird's melancholic, untethered and weirdly accurate take on teenage metaldom... and end up talking about wanking for 45 minutes.

Listen and learn all about:

The origins of Toilet Doom!

The best teenage party death competitions!

The last of the summer goons!

Plus adventures with Brazilian comedy, album reccomendations from NWOBHM stalwarts and Canadian Boris, and a genuinely disturbing insight into our teenage minds!

Now.... that is a big pile of shit.

Time to travel back to the 90s for an absolute classic, as the fabulous Sophie Woodard joins Matt & Tom for a trip to Isla Sorna, braving raptors, T-Rex, and possible death on a toilet for Jurassic Park!

Listen now and find out:

• How to start a fight with an embryo scientist!
• Which theme park mascot has the most impressive head!
• Secrets of the windows 98 desktop screensaver economy!

Plus some banging albums, Stegosaurus/Triceratops chat, tips on 90's decor and all the usual claptrap you've come to expect from the world's most creataceous metal movies podcast!

Oh dear oh dear, it's time for Danzig's number two.

yep, this week we follow Glenn back to the old west for a peek behind the batwing doors of the house of vampies... and it's as truly terrible as you might imagine. Tune in this week for vital information on:

• Tom's GCSE in 'Bunyip Studies'!
• The rise of 'bongo nepotism' and legacy porno SEO!
• How big a scab can get and still be edible!
• The subtle art of holding the bloody camera still for more than 2 seconds!

Plus albums from Hooded Menace, Stargazer, The Crown, Pharoah and tons of nonsense about gardening - it's Reels ov Steel!

Reels ov Steel is BACK baby, and all they want to do is drink as much as they can! So settle in, order 100 pints of lager and some poppadoms, and settle in for MORE BAD NEWS!

This week, Matt & tom head to '88 to catch up with Ade , Rik, and the rest of the Comic Strip crew for possibly the most metal documentary evry made. Listen and learn vital info about:

• Rhubarb-based tax evasion secrets!
• Jules Holland - Dickhead!
• The history of cold lager drinking in the UK!
• Raven's NWOBHM/Cameo controversy!

Plus hot takes on a 38-year-old film, red leather trouser fashion tips, brewers droop, Brocas Helm, album reccos and a bunch more headbanging nonsense!

We shall have our revenge... and Deathstalker 2!

This week it's time to head to a very 1980s antideluvian age, as we check out Jim Wynorski's sort-of-parody sequel, full of swordplay, sorcerers, and possibly too many boobs.Listen and discover...

• Why MILFs lack agency!
• How to steal Deathstalker's wife!
• What the hell is happening at Mutt Lange's house!
• Which soup Reels ov Steel are having for lunch this week!

Plus a pile of great 1987 albums, a lot of confusion about what's real and what's just a movie, a side quest to hunt down a DVD of The Hudsucker Proxy, and a whole load of very metal stupidity.

Are you alienated? Are you misanthropic? So Fuckin' What dude?! It's 1994, and Matt and Tom are joined by the mighty Pete Holland of Elephant Tree fame to dive deep into the filthy grunge underbelly with Stephen Dorff and Reese Witherspoon through 90's America.

Listen now and discover:

• Tom's petrol-and-packagae-holiday themed childhood!
• Why Danzig should never be left unsupervised!
• The secrets of Stephen Dorff...DINO RIDER!
• The Harry Potter/Fight Club crossover you never knew you needed!

Plus album reccomendations, Bill Bailey-based sidequests, Matt's champagne addiction, and much more!

When a female rock band uses an infamous old piece of sheet music to record their new album in an old mansion, they accidentally open a portal to one of the worst films ever made!

Listen now and discover...

• Which RoS team member has been stopped at the airport for "being weird"!
• How many tweens D.D.Verni could beat up in one go!
• Filthy secrets of the bussard ramscoop!

...Plus cocktail drinking reviews, an argument about Queensryche, and the usual heavy metal nonsense!

Throw another nuclear weapon on the barbie, and join Matt & Tom down under for an ultraviolent race through metal fashion, muscle cars and mutilated acting reputations - it's Mad Max II: The Road Warrior!

Listen and learn:

• Why Kevin Costner soundtracks are so popular with the mentally ill!
• The secrets of Matt's feral childhood!
• Which dictator is best looking!
• Whether Bluey is a nepo baby or not!

Plus all the usual nonsense, metal album reccos, and helicopter jokes you've come to expect!

Welcome to the desert of the real! Time to strap on your gothiest rubber coat and come eat porridge with us in a sewer, as Matt & Tom (Hacker names: Cryp-Tonic and 7orped0) join Keanu, Joey Pants, Carrie-Anne and the gang to check out 1999's The Matrix.

Listen now and discover:

• The world's first corporate training grindcore band!
• Why the true magic was the Leafhound groupies we met along the way!
• Why garlic has "got the wrong magnets in it"!

...Plus reviews, nonsense and a shitload of truly awful Larry Fishburne impressions!