Today we talk about moves federal judges are making against the DOGE dumbasses, we shouldn't trust our government (says senior Republican Trump Administration official), and a VP who would sell his soul for a snickers.

Well folks I hope you're ready for Angry Austin cause you've got him. We have everything you could want in this episode...a bigoted congresswoman, Elon Musk finally having some guardrails (very small ones) imposed on him via the courts, more Nazi's than you can shake a stick wrapped in barbed wire at and so so much more.

Buckle Up...

We've got Nazi's (not the fun kind), First Lady Nudes, and how corporate America continues to screw the American worker while taking naked money baths and laughing in your face. Also don't miss a little intimate rendezvous between Ronnie Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev. All this (and a little more) on todays episode of Regrettably Sober!

Trump wants to increase our exports...of prisoners, the FBI Caves, The US Senate abdicates it's authority and Kanye West's wife decides to give us all a free peek on today's episode.

Big, Huge, Winning Tarrifs...or not, Musk goes for broke (the law) and a teenage non mutant non ninja turtle needs a helping hand.

What do the firing of 18 inspectors general, Chinese AI and plans to destory the US Economy all have in common? The big F.O.F. Donald Trump.

Trump gets his balls caught in the ole indictment grinder and is charged in federal court for stealing and then storing classified documents like a trailer park window on an episode of Hoarders. Then we talk about the latest news on the whistleblower David Grusch and just how credible is he? We wrap up with our on again off again abusive middle eastern boyfriend the Saudi's and ponder just what fresh hell at the pump is in store for us if we don't placate this arrogant little autocrat MBS.

What do you get when you take one narcissist ex president, one vile television commentator and a guy with a bigger hard on for Disney than a 40 year old man in a little mermaid t-shirt? A recipe for Elephant a l'orange. Join me this week as we talk about the firing of Tucker Carlson, a MS-13 gang member playing bbq with an uber eats driver, whether or not a judge should muzzle the orange moron, my agreement with Joe Rogan and more. Actually that's about it, I lied...

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/26/disney-sues-florida-gov-ron-desantis-alleges-political-effort-to-hurt-its-business.html

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/demonic-ms-13-gang-member-29813629

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/fox-news-tucker-carlson-secret-dossier-oppo-file-1234723855/

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/joe-rogan-says-theres-no-2024-solution-for-democrats-other-than-biden-dying-like-very-soon/

I want these motherf&$%in' babies off of this motherf&$%in' plane and Ron Destantis, the worlds worst school librarian.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/21/supreme-court-says-abortion-pill-mifepristone-will-remain-broadly-available-during-legal-battle.html

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/04/china-building-cyberweapons-to-hijack-enemy-satellites-says-us-leak/

https://apnews.com/article/trump-poll-indictment-investigations-new-york-georgia-6ee6d87cf407f9c7fd12bf134ace7df6

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/04/21/trump-values-voter-wing-gop-00093175

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/20/world/spacex-starship-launch-thursday-scn/index.html

https://www.nbc15.com/2023/04/20/lower-that-babys-voice-passenger-has-meltdown-plane-because-crying-infant/

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/3961070-florida-expansion-of-dont-say-gay-could-release-flood-of-book-bans/

In this inaugural episode of Regrettably Sober I talk about China whipping it out to flex on Taiwan, how working from home is killing the poor vulnerable landlords, a shooting in Lousiville KY, Putin digging a big hole, an intelligence leak from the US military and how the GOP is suddenly scared of the abortion issue...

Lean back in your favorite chair, put on your darkest shades and come watch the end of the world with me.

This weeks sources

https://apnews.com/article/china-military-taiwan-us-7549c646a377f1f199d2cda983573279

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/business/commercial-real-estate-banks-offices/index.html

https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/louisville-kentucky-shooting-04-10-23/index.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11956187/Putins-45-mile-long-mega-trench-Russian-troops-dig-huge-defensive-fortification.html

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65245065

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/3944889-gop-largely-silent-on-texas-ruling-with-party-in-a-bind-on-abortion/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/04/13/abortion-pill-ruling-mifepristone-fda-approval/