On Today episode: Marcelline's Playground are back after saving..... something. I'm not sure what, but something. They hold up the line at my job. One of the best episodes in season one is on tap today. The cult hit phenomenon group of... Friday, the day that somebody is in love. This episode is brought to you by our gracious sponsors: Anita Burrito and Uncle Rico's Placebo Comeback instructional learning tape for self studying and improving your self... esteem... casette.

Thank you for sticking with Marcelline's Playground to this point. The other guy informs me that their roles as hosts are to be reduced as season two is presented.