Meaningless acts of romance are far more meaningful to girls than meaningful acts of romance.

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A girl’s urge to pressure you to marry is inversely correlated to her depth of love for you.

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Marriage counselors could save more marriages simply by uttering these two words: tease her.

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Love like an idealist, think like a cynic.

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If she assumes the doggie position unprompted, you’re doing it right.

If she gives you mouth love without you having to ask for it, you’re doing it more right than you can fathom.

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Occasional Displays of Testosterone - O.D.T.s – are more effective, require less effort, and are more fun than “talking it out”