ReMake Me

Russ scheduled some phone time, William Smith is really going to make it in this acting game, Justin adulted really hard, Russ was bad at watching Reanimator and was better off for it, Reanimator took an unfilmable story and tried to film it anyway, Russ and his vain elbows, Justin spends 20 minutes describing exactly what happens in the movie and still no one understands it, 22 is the dumbest age, Russ yells about SnapChat, #VapeNation, Re-Animator is just plain fun (except for the rape), the Venn Diagram that Justin will neither agree nor disagree with, Justin’s successful experiment, BMTD, is that Dean Cain?, the worst security guard of all time, Justin’s new backpack, the creepy file, the fun surprise twist

So, we’re going on hiatus for a bit. Thank you all for listening. This isn’t the end; it’s just the end of weekly episodes. Thanks again for everyone who has followed along on this 2.5 year long journey.

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Okay — I’m tired so this will be brief, Monkey Shines is maybe the most messed up movies we’ve watched on this podcast, it’s good though and gets a recommendation, Congo has caused Russ some deep seated issues that are still present to this day so we have a bit of a therapy session

Next week: Reanimator & Re-Animator

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We remember the Internet bubble bursting, shipping stuff is expensive, spam callers suck, how to buy a car, Russ’s van got totaled, Scary Movie > Scary Movie 2, Russ sneezes like a man, Russ doesn’t like David Cross, SM2 isn’t funny, Russ didn’t make a pun, two ways to make SM2 better, Russ just lists references from the movie, gay board games, Russ runs into Comic Book Guy and his twin brother, Russ agrees with everything Justin says so I guess that’s the end of the podcast, Zombieland is just a good movie, Russ is racist, handwriting fonts, Bill Murray is great

Next week: Monkey Shine & Congo

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Russ doesn’t remember the theme song to Mr. Belvedere and Justin spits out his favorite Belv factoid, Neil Degrasse Tyson has a bit of wisdom for every situation, Russ is rewatching Scrubs, the time Russ’s mom asked about the well-being of his testicles, the new game on Kickstarter that even Russ won’t back, Matango is weird and bad and boring, Russ uses his YouTube phone for a terrible tangent about a phallic tree guy, and then he does it again, Russ needs to kill off his imaginary brother, the dichotomy of Russ’s cheapness when it comes to games, Loud Jason needs an intervention, trading hot video clips, makin’ that E-cash, making decisions that can affect the rest of your life, how much Russ researched in order to get his bad tattoo, Don’t Click is a mediocre movie with a good backstory, group baths, Justin gives a bad and probably wrong lesson in Asian languages to Russ, did Justin just say Daniel Cross?

Next week: Scary Movie 2 & Zombieland

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Russ can’t think of a 90’s reference to start the show so he punts, Justin is all board gamed up in the head, Russ’s offspring are both making games, friend of the show Loud Jason is at the World Series of Poker right now, speaking up at work only leads to more work, how to talk to your boss without talking to your boss, Russ is starting to feel old, this is the reminder to Russ about the death game he talked about, Justin still looks young but also fat, Justin’s 30th birthday realization, there are people out there who have no idea what a dial tone is, what color is the past?, Knights of Badassdom hates its audience, not laughing at jokes but at the actors delivering them, KoB is one of those studio botches, Role Models is a much better LARPing comedy, the movie doesn’t care about the movie, the digital effects suck but the monster is alright, Brian Posehn loves metal, the story of Nightbreed, decisions by committee always suck, why Marvel is successful, all the Adam Green references, new Pride Babadook, New Coke is coming back, past Justin was kinda sweet, Russ’s guide to a good marriage, Rememory suffers from not revealing enough information so that it can reveal it all at once, Russ watched the end of the movie in the car like a terrible person, these are both movies where it doesn’t matter that Peter Dinklage is a little person, Russ missed all the revelations, RIP Anton Yelchin, the Butt Fumble, Borders stories, Russ is wary of downloads

Next week: Matango & Don’t Click

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Apparently most of the cultural touchstones from the 90s were beer commercials, the boy equivalent of Lisa Frank trapperkeepers, Russ got shorted in the 2nd grade gift exchange, Russ used to be a little klepto, Justin’s mom got forced out of the Postal Service, Russ’s dad is counting the days until retirement or he gets kidnapped by the mob, the hand with two potatoes, Justin made some money on the stock market and then did nothing on a 3 day weekend, King of the Ants is a revenge movie that adds a bit of weirdness on top, recasting King of the Ants, George Wendt does not look comfortable sitting on the floor, Daniel Baldwin is a scratch and dent version of Alec, SNL is good again, Three’s Company is a show that somehow exists and for multiple seasons, Justin saw I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry in the theater, how Russ thinks about his father, Justin tries to explain Ant-Man to Russ and is rudely interrupted by his chair, what exactly is a one-person show?, the truth is always crazier, this is your epilepsy warning, Joe Montena improv, everyone is in this movie, negotiating with everyone, is a racist scene as awkward as a sex scene?, what babies are the cutest?, this is where I stopped listening

Next week: Rememory & Knights of Badassdom

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Russ’s family was laughing at Justin, earliest memories, how a Your Mom joke led to tears on Mother’s Day, Russ is killing it at this anniversary thing, Justin is playing the stock market, savings accounts used to be so much better, someone dropkicked The Arnold, Justin is gonna start fishing, not catching fish is boring, a Flat Earther in the wild, Nic Cage is fine, Hereditary is a wellmade movie that just didn’t stick the landing, even though it’s about demons this is one of the realest friggin movies of all time, Toni Collette is amazing, Justin is a wet blanket, podcast bomb, Russ had to adult and file an insurance claim, that time that Justin’s car got hit by a bus full of special needs kids, the worst substitute bus driver of all time, Russ calls out a fool, why the kids couldn’t go to baseball, terrible math, Valemont is actually a show and don’t watch it, tv show houses years later

Next week: King of the Ants & Edmond

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Russ comes up with a brand new intro!, homes are expensive, the tree that needs to die, non-perverted Clive Barker art, Russ’s adventure in Kickstarter land, The Ballad of Danny P, Balloon Boy discussions, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWhUvm8SunY , Russ puts on a trucker hat, 30 Rock was pretty good, Russ finally finishes his Episode 15 story, what’s on the table, Jason Mewes was pretty good, the stupid ways people die are great, the prop that got away, Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer starts off kinda racist, the youngest whitest night class class ever, is his house underground?, Justin learns the definition of the word disappointed, Russ’s conversation he had with an obviously broken hand, the coolest kid in the fourth grade, Russ can’t pronounce Hereditary

Next week: Hereditary & Valemont

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Yo!, John Cena put out an actual rap album that was actually okay, Russ “accidentally” bought a Chinese knockoff board game, Fiasco is a fun role playing game that doesn’t need a game master, Russ has a “fiasco” story that seems to fit the word correctly, Justin doesn’t like Hatchet but he respects it, Russ loves Hatchet, Adam Green loves throwing fake blood at trees, Joel David Moore is the cool DJ Squalls, Hatchet was financed with a fake trailer, Asian Adam Sandler, ADR jokes, ripped open like a fruit you rip in half, kill all the character actors first, Victor Crowley as a kid should have been put down, axing down a door with a hatchet, Russ discovers the Jose Conseco video, Russ nails the tag line, the two times a bird pooped on Russ and the one time a bird pooped on Justin’s grandma, the main character gets about a foot shorter in the second movie, all the cameos, the biscuit song, this is the movie where nothing happens, Russ’s nemesis

Next week: Feast & Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

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Russ needs new headphones, Marianne is home and Justin isn’t lonely anymore, steakhouse take out to bring in, buying your girlfriend expensive gifts, Russ got a job offer, Russ is this close to starting to play D&D, bowling shirts for the Chowder Society, Justin still wants ReMake Me merch, Russ has a fetish phobia, Justin doesn’t like Seinfeld but probably would now, Justin and Russ listened to the same episode of Stuff You Should Know about human zoos, are World’s Fairs still a thing?, the post for us that’s not just for us, Russ bought Clive Barker art with his yard money, Russ doesn’t know who Tony Curtis is, Cesar Romero is very dead, getting very specific about your vague belief, Burgess Meredith plays the professor who is the best character in fiction, She Bop vs. MmmBop, Cyndi Lauper isn’t Christina Aguilera, opening a door to space, minorities in film who aren’t treated as minorities in the film, ReMake Me 101 is complete, New Philadelphia Pennsylvania, a new map, State Facts! with Russ, The Tick for SNES was great, Russ finally finishes his D&D story, Bad Milo is fun if you like that kind of movie, the game with no dice that has dice, what if that kid from high school had married Justin’s mom

Next week: Hatchet 1 & 2

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