Good morning, afternoon, and evening! Welcome to the live-action remake of The Liberal Artists! Nothing has changed, except that the producers have added a new musical number that hardcore fans hate and all of the hosts have been replaced by celebrities. In this episode, Kaylie (played by Scarlet Johansen), Gibby (Timothee Chalamet), and Bodio (actually just old footage of Bodio but recreated with CGI) discuss the merits of remakes, reboots, and remasters. Why do we dread them?  When do they surpass the original? And why, for the love of all that is sacred, are they remaking Lilo and Stitch???????? Tune in and find out! Also included: SpongeBob trap music, a tribute to our bearded presidents, Bodio's new bucket list item, and more!