The healthiest thing for Rob and Patrick—psychologically, spiritually—probably would have been for the Bears to narrowly miss the playoffs. Enter 2026 with a clean slate. Instead, it’s once again Groundhog Day, because the Bears will once again face their rival, the Packers, in another high-stakes matchup. It’s nice to be in the playoffs, but what if being there kills us? Plus, a surprising tangent on being from what’s called “The Region,” also known as Northwest Indiana.

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Five wins. Seven wins. These were the predictions of Rob and Patrick halfway through what has turned into a magically fun season for the Chicago Bears. Over the weekend, the team that has haunted them their entire adult lives, the Green Bay Packers, fell in spectacular fashion, as the Bears launched a sports existential crisis throughout the state of Wisconsin. Folks, it’s glorious.

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Hey everyone! Remap is taking a break for the holidays, so in the meantime here's the first hour of next week's My Turn episode as a preview! If you want to listen to the rest of the episode and all of our backlog of subscriber only episodes you can go to https://remapradio.com/signup and subscribe at the library tier! Thank you for all of your support over the past years, and happy holidays!

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It’s the last Remap Radio of 2025! Sadly, Danika fell sick before we recording, but we’ve still got Rob, Janet, Patrick, and Chia here to try and make sense of the wild backlash to Larian Studios revealing they’re using AI tools for their next game, Divinity. Elsewhere, we’ve been playings lots of video games, including Janet backtracking on Consume Me (!!!!), plus discussions of Lego Party, Master of Command, Bluey: The Quest for the Gold Pen, Horses, Dogpile, and more. Oh, and we also assign homework to one another before our Game of the Year podcasts next year.

Discussed:

Larian CEO Admits to AI Usage - 21:07

Lego Party - 1:12:34

Consume Me - 1:22:46

Master of Command - 1:41:11

Chia's Silksong Corner - 1:58:04

Horses - 2:02:25

Go Slimey Go - 2:10:54

Dogpile - 2:19:06

GOTY Assignments - 2:26:01

The Question Bucket - 2:37:34

Outro and Announcements - 2:41:57

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Hey, Rob is back! So is everyone else, thankfully, which means it’s a packed stage of podcasters for the latest Remap Radio. Join Danika, Patrick, Janet, Chia, and Rob as they ponder the very nature of modern awards shows, plus a slew of video games, including Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, Consume Me, Promise Mascot Agency, Master of Command, and more. Also, in The Question Bucket, we try to solve video game reviews via a new idea: Michelin stars.

Discussed:

Kier Starmer "Concerned" by Rockstar's Union Busting - 8:11

The Game Awards - 15:48

Consume Me - 48:55

Promise Mascot Agency - 1:14:17

Metroid Prime 4 - 1:18:40

Master of Command - 1:40:18

Horses - 2:20:34

The Question Bucket - 2:25:12

Outro and Announcements - 2:59:04

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It’s shocking that Routine, a sci-fi horror game announced all the way back in 2012, is finally here. It’s a game that died along the way, only to be resurrected in a surprise twist of fate. It’s a game that basically bankrupted the people who were making it. They were almost homeless because of it. And yet, Routine is here. It’s a video game you can play right now. Which is why it was so exciting that Patrick had a chance to chat with two of its developers about their journey.

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The Bears are better than we thought they’d be. But are they actually good? It’s hard to make that argument after (yet again) another loss to the Packers, but screw it, we’re going to make it anyway. Plus, we chat about some other NFL storylines, including the implosion of the Indianapolis Colts, the prospect of Patrick Mahomes not being in the playoffs, and more. We also listen to a bunch of sad Blue Jays fans write in about how sad they are. It’s true: they’re sad.

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Rob’s internet went kaput right before recording, but that’s not gonna stop Danika, Patrick, Janet, and Chia from huddling up for a new episode of Remap Radio. We spend a long time unpacking the banning of the avant garde indie horror game Horses from major distribution platforms and what that says about the new cultural lines at various online gatekeepers. Plus, the holiday meant we played tons of video games, including Constance, Dispatch, Windswept, Routine, Squeakross, and more. Plus, Chia went to PAX Unplugged to play some board games!

Discussed:

Horror Game Horses Delisted Steam and Epic - 3:32

Horses - 26:56

Constance - 1:03:51

PAX Unplugged - 1:14:26

Silksong - 1:25:55

Dispatch - 1:30:09

Windswept - 1:40:09

Routine - 1:53:09

Squeakcross - 1:55:09

The Question Bucket - 2:02:42

Outro and Announcements - 2:32:44

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Just when we thought Rob was coming back—well, he got sick. Fortunately, we’ve still got Patrick, Chia, Janet, and Danika on this week’s episode of Remap Radio, where we recount our group’s sickness streak, react to the latest slate of nominees for The Game Awards, and remember legendary game developer Rebecca Heineman. Plus, we have a ton of games to talk about, including Constance, Dispatch, Lumines Arise, Goodnight Universe!, Hades II, Where Winds Meet, and more. Towards the end, a reader has us pondering friendslop again.

Discussed:

Chia and Janet's no good very bad week - 7:30

The Megabonk Dev Pulls Game from Game Awards - 27:43

Rebecca Anne Heinemman Passes at 62 - 55:28

Lumines ARISE - 59:44

Dispatch - 1:25:26

Hades II - 1:28:30

Constance - 1:43:02

Where Winds Meet - 1:53:41

Goodnight Universe - 1:59:24

The Question Bucket - 2:11:17

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Content Warning: Discussion and Description of Assault and Domestic Abuse from around 58:53 to 1:16:42

We did it. We attended a Buffalo Bills game. For years, Rob and Patrick have joked about traveling to other cities to attend a football game and take in the local culture. This past weekend, it finally happened. There was tailgating, excessive amounts of light beer, plates of buffalo wings, and a moment where we almost got in an altercation in the parking lot of Highmark Stadium. That last part was, uh, less fun.

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