This week's What We All Want hosts are Luke "take-a-dive" Varney and the player with the turning speed of the Lusitania, Scott Wootton.

The lads discuss whether the King of Corn should have got an MBE when he was handing out Meal Deal Vouchers to the South Stand or was he just a 'twat' imposing a Pie Tax? They also chat about other gloomy things that made him qualify for abolition of his Corn Monarchy. And it wasn't that long ago.

The conversation also takes in dating strategies in the 80's before online dating let us expand our search radius and date someone more than once and some other Fake News stories permeated by Gormless-Gobby-The-Whore. Did he say Bielsa-roid or Hemma-roid

Mick is in to read his selected readers letters making sure not to mention his ex-wife's name so she has no rights to any of his fish cake and chips and we get his perspective on the pricing strategies for 'ladies of the night'.

Enjoy.