Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, the return of the much-anticipated RENEE SWAN HATE TRAIN! Also, where is Charlie?! And most importantly, why can't a bunch of 100+ year old vampires come up with a cover story that doesn't utterly suck?

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