This is an emergency broadcast in reply to a person who seemed to be in some sort of crisis, as a result of what I said about some nerd called Jordan Peterson. I started out intending it to be 15 minutes long at most. I don't know how it became nearly 2 hours long. Still, this is mainly a reply to you, sir or ma'am or other, in the hopes your anxiety is assuaged, because although I lose track of my original intention to keep it short, and make further comments about Peterson that may potentially deteriorate your current state....I am hoping that the other parts sum up to ultimately help you feel better.  If not, please email again. 

I've listed a crisis line phone number that's really a suicide helpline, but I don't know where you are, so start here, since you can be anywhere in Canada and it's free to call - 1-833-456-4566 (24/7) or text 45645 (4 pm to 12 am ET). If you're in Ontario and prefer to narrow down choices, call 211 from any line and speak to them or go to https://211ontario.ca/ If you're in the United States start here 1-800-273-8255. 

Postscript.This episode has nothing to do with Jordan Peterson. I don't know him, want to know him, or really care about his shit. It's about and for the person who wrote the email.

Post-Postscript. Hi to my favourite human currently, a sweet person from Portugal. Who can see things that others can't! Fucking eh!