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NBA All-Star Saturday

• Dame Time +420 absolute bags
• Steph and Sabrina earn money for eatlearnplay.org
• Dunk Contest handed to corporate-industrial complex in sweetheart deal
• MTYH ditches bags

NBA All-Star sucka-free Sunday (make MTYH bags again):

• West to win big
• All-Star MVP: SGA +1000 big bag, small bags on Haliburton +800,  Anthony Edwards +1000, Booker +1600, Jaylen +5000, Maxey +5000
• Lay off over-under of 356.5 on account of unclear number of half-court shots