Ashley Gray and Sharron Paul are holding down the LPJ Clubhouse fort this week, bringing you their, “Where were you when you heard Scalia died?” stories while also weighing in on nude selfies and Samantha Bee. This week’s repro news comes in three categories: The Good, The Bad, and The Weird-A$$ Sh*t. Spoiler Alert: Ghost abortions are a thing now (no they’re not), New Orleans lost their only 2nd term abortion provider, and Pope Frank is coming around on contraception.