Hey — we chat like old friends: from ridiculous beach rescues and Yankees bragging rights to calling out the Kelsey brothers and whether Jurassic World is just the same movie with prettier dinosaurs.

We also break down Mission: Impossible’s big payoff, gripe about slow-burn streaming shows like Andor and Strange New Worlds, and roast the new War of the Worlds. Grab a drink and stay a while — it’s a messy, funny ride.