It's story-time! Our first officer is on a research mission. T'Pol is having wine and telling stories about her mother's mother's mother. First Vulcan Contact was actually in Carbon Creek. And, where exactly did Velcro come from? The answer may surprise you.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 81

00:30 #1's Away Mission

01:20 NO KIDS

01:40 Double Trouble?

02:10 Gay Klingons?

02:49 Gowron Eyes

03:30 Silicon Valley Science - Hand To Stroke Ratio

04:12 Tripod

04:45 It's happy to see you

04:56 patreon.com/starfleetunderground

05:30 A rescue

06:20 Corrections...Nope.

06:45 Star Trek Mission: Chicago - Tix On Sale July 29 - https://www.startrekmissions.com/en-us.html

10:26 Comicon Star Trek News - https://youtu.be/PRxhSEN4LLQ

10:40 Star Trek: Prodigy is coming!

11:57 Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 2!

13:30 Disco Dungeons and Dragons at STLV - https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv.html

14:10 Section 31 show? - https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-boss-alex-kurtzman-in-an-old-interview-was-very-optimistic-about-a-section-31-spinoff-series

15:15 Cooking

18:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - S2E2 "Carbon Creek"

18:10 Teaser - "Tell us a story"

18:40 First First Contact Day

19:30 Spill the wine, drink that Vulcan

19:55 The Cock is in Montana?

20:20 Mother's Mother's Mother

20:50 Ten Days

21:45 Act I - "Swallowed by a Whale"

22:13 Space AAA's wait time

22:30 Two Vulcans Walk Into A Bar

22:53 Little Nippley in Carbon Creek

24:15 Eyes Popped...Something Popped

24:30 Shoes and Balance

25:40 Two Vulcans Walk into a Bar

27:41 Sputnik!

28:10 The Seat-belt thing

29:10 The Cars

29:58 Act II - "Hook, Line, and Sinker"

30:40 Twilight Dick Zone

32:20 Vulcan Duck Face? Resting Duck Face?

34:30 Playing Pool, which starts with P, and rhymes with T...

35:00 Don't wager me

35:40 The kid called me Moe

36:10 What's that guy's name?

36:30 Integrating Vulcans

37:20 Breaking Protocols - Lying and touching food

38:00 Don't wanna miss "I Love Lucy"

38:40 Testing Nukes

39:05 Vulcan with No Name and the Captain

39:50 Act III - "I caught a fish this big!"

40:30 You're not from Mars, are you?

42:39 Intimate Activity

43:30 Vulcan Compassion

44:30 Equivalent of a furry?

45:15 Bar Music - Crazy Arms sounded better than Gently Falls

48:10 Han Shot First

49:30 Act IV - "A Whale of a Tale"

50:40 Empathy

51:00 Distress Call Caught in the Spam Filter

51:45 Velcro's Origin?!

52:50 Mestrel's Outcome

54:00 14th Consecutive Berman/Braga Story

55:30 Heather's Score

56:50 The Truth about Velcro?

57:59 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise S2E3 - "Minefield"

58:30 A Captain's Duty

Be Safe! - Thanks for listening!

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