Retardmaxx Podcast episodes:

• January 15, 2026Everyone thinks I'm retarded

  Ride the short bus

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• January 07, 2026A slave always believes he's based Retardmaxx

  Drifting the shortbus through a minefield

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• December 22, 2025Retardmaxxing women, girlfriends, and mothers

  Join the short bus conquistadors

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• December 10, 2025Being retarded is your only hope in this decrepit world

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• December 04, 2025Didn't even try thinking today Retardmaxxing

  Choo choo the short bus is right around the corner

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• December 01, 2025Didn't read a single traffic sign today retardmaxxing

  The short bus will be arriving soon

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• November 22, 2025In the depths of my overthinking I found within me an invincible retard

  Choo choo the short bus is coming soon

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• November 19, 2025All quiet on the frontal lobe retardmaxxing

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• November 06, 2025God blesses his most retarded warriors

  The short bus will be arriving soon

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• November 04, 2025Retardmaxxing because thinking is gay

  Choo choo the short bus is right around the corner

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