Retardmaxx Podcast episodes:

• May 23, 2026The Serious Benefits Of Retardmaxxing

  Short Bus Conquistadors

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• May 15, 2026Too Retarded to Fail

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• May 04, 2026Being retarded makes you better with women, friends, and jobs

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• April 27, 2026Be retarded and stop wasting your life

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• April 22, 2026I Spent My Entire Life Trying To Be Smart But I'm Retarded

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• April 14, 2026Kinda retarded but my heart is on fire

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• March 31, 2026Be retarded with women, humor, and sex

  Drifting the short bus through minefields

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• March 24, 2026Be retarded and you won't have bad luck

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• March 10, 2026Got 99 problems but a frontal lobe ain't one retardmaxxing

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• March 05, 2026Not retarded if your brain is bigger than your balls

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