Retro Ghostx‘s Reviews

I have risen partially from the dead to give you a spoiler review of the disappointing MCU movie Black Panther Wakanda Forever. Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers!

Hope you enjoy.

Congratulations! On finding thee single worst, unfocused, low-quality substandard podcast episode ever of any podcast from any wannabe podcaster...EVER.

Every diddy-damn time I think we can't possibly top ourselves....I shock nobody but ourselves in proving that we can - in fact - stoop lower than we ever thought possible. Worst episode ever! We begin reviewing the 2021 DC movie, "Venom: Let There Be Carnage" and end up talking about Fortnite and our best round.

COVID-19 is karate-kicking our collective asses to start off the 2022 New Year and boy can you tell! Take care of yourself and each other and enjoy the terrible episode before you!!!

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" There may be a lot of Ho's in Christmas but not one is as fine as Inara, LOL. Boom. Roasted.

 

Ah Hoy Ladies and Gents! and in-betweens! I, Retro Ghost, am SOLO yet again today as I fear Jade may have one or two too many eggnog. So today's episode of Browncoat Sunday is me and me alone reviewing Episode 4 of Firefly titled, "Shindig."

Enjoy and Take care!

Sam can suck a fat one.

Jade is Missing (like that atrocious "Mario is Missing" SNES game) and therefore I can go on and on about how much I hate Sam Tam. Today, I go at it alone, like the supremely intelligent, sexy, overly muscular, unbelievably heroic and courageous Ghost that I am and review the 3rd episode of Firefly titled, "Bushwacked" all by my cool and badass self.

Once again Sam can suck it.

Endure this solo effort by yours truly and may you win the lottery of Life and the actual Powerball Lottery for actually listening to me go at it alone.

BLUE GLOVES IS EVIL! The Illuminati are in full-effect tonight folks! They are here spreading their evil message that blue gloves is normal! Do Not Buy Into That False Narrative! It is evil, wrong, disgusting and downright B-A-D. God just came down and said, "Let there be light....and do not trust anything or anyone who is pro-blue gloves. Like EVER!"

 

Today on Firefly, I and Jade review Train Job the second episode of the short-lived classic TV show starring the great, Nathan Fillion. Enjoy and take care!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoho1T3qnQY  --- Give Props to baronvg for the "Charles In Charge" Piano Instrumental

 

Bada Bing! Bada Boom! We are switching on over from Cowboy Bebop to Joss Whedon's short-lived TV Classic "Firefly." Here Jade makes me come out of the closet, transforms into a toaster and reveal my crush for Mal and Jayne...I mean Zoe and Inara! Please forgive me and Jade as we have absolutely did a terrible job reviewing such a wonderful Pilot episode "Serenity."

Spoilers, we both gave this particular episode an "A+"

Take care and enjoy!

"I'm gonna tell everybody and gonna tell everybody and I'm gonna tell everybody" That FINALLY a brand new episode of Retro Ghost is here (Wooo!) and we are poppin' our collars in this episode today as well as poppin' my back cause I'm getting old. Today, I review each round of the Bone Thugs -N-Harmony vs 3-6 Mafia Verzuz Battle that happened on Dec 2, 2021!

Heads up everybody, I am Day One unapologetic Bone Thugs -N- Harmony fan and so keep that in mind as I try my best to stay unbiased in my review of the Verzuz battle.

Hope you enjoy and Stay Fly!

Just some useless news regarding the Sunday Bebop format and future evolution...

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS FOR THE PREMIER EPISODE OF THE LIVE-ACTION NETFLIX COWBOY BEBOP.

"I am as high as a kite, I can fly twice as high...if you take a look, it's in a book...a reading rainbow!" - Geordi LaForge

Keep that riveting lyric in mind if you dare listen to the ULTIMATE REVIEW OF THE LAST THREE EPISODES OF COWBOY BEBOP and also the dreadful newly released live-action version from Netflix! SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS. 

Unedited (save for 16 seconds and dead-air) This episode is truly and completely RAW, absolutely free, unfiltered, uncensored, un-anything including PC, woke or sensible. I, the one and only true original Mr. Retro Ghost, have lost my little bitty mind in this long as hell episode.

Alongside my somewhat trusting SUNDAY BEBOP co-host, Jade, we helplessly take a deep-ass dive off the "Cliffs of Insanity." It is inconceivable! Nonetheless, I believe it is worthy of this overall AWESOME ANIME and the crappy first episode of the Netflix version!

 

Enjoy and take care fellow Cowboys (and Cowgirls)!

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

"Yes, it's true. This Retro Ghost has no dick."

(Sorry my loyal listeners! My previous upload had the audio quality equivalent to drizzling diarrhea. So I had to completely redo my review because I didn't trust that the original recording could be fixed.)

Hello, everyone and anyone....anyone....anyone? Well, whoever is out there listening to this podcast thank you and to show you my eternal gratitude, I will now punish you with yet another long-winded episode! Wooooo! Today, I will be reviewing the newly released film, Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Enjoy and take care!

 

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