Did you know Ed's favorite movie is Show Girls starring Elizabeth Berkeley?  He owns the box set.  Also, he's off the wagon and slugged back another Mad Dog this week.  The speed at which he crushed that delicious (barf) fortified wine must have been a world record.  Real box car hobo hours on this side.  All he needs is a stick and a pillowcase to walk around with his stuff.  What is it about drinking cheap booze that fast?  You act like you got his by lightning. 

(there's actually some good content in this episode)