AJ doesn't believe there's anybody who can look at anything other than themselves when video calling. Forgetful shopping is totally a thing, especially on McCall's birthday where her memory slips a bit more. Would you rather have your skin turn the color of your emotions, or your body is tattooed with what you did the day before? No surprise, March is a terrible birthday month. Where's the place to go for a birthday dinner? Someone needs to help AJ solve his dog problem that doesn't involve punting a puppy.