Will the real Alyx Weiss please stand up! Today we take a deep dive into your personal lives to uncover that you have issues! From crushing on a pregnant coworker to your mom finding your n00dz, you’ve really done it all. You're not okay! We don’t claim you.

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E66  Revealing Your Abnormal Secrets with Rebecca Black

Renowned lesbian Amy is pessimistic when it comes to love, and is a true believer in “nothing lasts forever.” And global twink Jack is as optimistic as they come, believing healthy, long-lasting relationships do exist - he just hasn’t found one yet. Here to make you laugh when you’re getting over an ex, and keep you in check when you fall in love after the first date, Amy and Jack will always give it to you straight.

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Yassss Amy you better be controversial! After making sweeping statements asking straight girls to stop calling their besties their "girlfriends", Amy has found herself in some hot water among the heterosexuals. Jack ponders the next steps in his relationship, wondering "when should I introduce him to the family?" and Amy has no idea, obviously.

06 Amy made straight girls angry on TikTok

Call 911! We're slaying too hard! Just kidding. But Alyx did hurt her knee, and Amy was absolutely to the rescue. Jack catches us up on his big birthday bash, and Amy shades Jack a little too hard for his big performance. The pair then enter their biggest fight ever, caught all on camera in HD. Maybe some things are better left unsaid?

E5 Medical Emergency at the Beach

Some thought this may never happen. But during the beautiful time that is Cancer season, it seems that our boy has taken a lover... and Amy is of course seething with jealousy. Amy then makes a bicurious confession, and Jack discusses his time cosplaying as a minion. Serious stuff happening. Watch this space.

E4 Is Jack in his first relationship ever?!

Lezbehonest... Sexuality IS fluid. And baby, we are wet (omfg lol). Jack talks about figuring out that nature is gay on his latest shr00m trip, and Amy shows off her new hickey. We miss pride month.

E3 Ok Maybe Amy's Not A Lesbian

Today we're talking hexing ex-presidents, we're talking Jack's new label as a washed up twink, we're talking the horrifying moment Amy was bullied at LA Pride. Didn't they know that only person who's allowed to bully Amy is Jack?

E66 Revealing Your Abnormal Secrets with Rebecca Black

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