What do Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Isaac Hayes, and Lisa Marie Presley all have in common? They are - or were - heavily entrenched in this strange religion called Scientology. It was the brainchild of science fiction writer turned professional hypnotist turned megalomaniacal mind controller L. Ron Hubbard. We call him Lafayette! This turned out to be a disorienting, dystopian, dark journey into a mystical world of nothingness! No kidding - the deeper you dig - the weirder it gets! Join us as we slither through the world of Xenu - the volcanoes - the Gold Base - the Sea Org. - and over a thousand seemingly intelligent men and women dressed in Coast Guard uniforms living in a heavily guarded compound scrubbing toilets and making fifty bucks a week! Whew! What is it? It's Scientology, baby!