Johnny and Alex tackle the "Game of Thrones" season 2 finale and season 3 premiere in one episode - believe it or not, it wasn't our longest! "Valar Morghulis" is the kitchen sink episode in which every storyline but Davos' is tied up for season 2, and "Valar Doheris" is the one where that guy cuts off another guy's nipple. And then that guy thanks him for it. #unsullieddon'tcare-----------------------------------------

If you're reading along with us, here's a handy guide to help you follow along, since season 2 doesn't follow ACOC quite as neatly as season 1 followed GoT. http://i.imgur.com/lceExOP.jpg

Joining us late? Just want to listen us without getting emotionally gutted a second time by re-experiencing the Red Wedding? We recap the episode play-by-play in the podcast, but you can find chapter summaries here if you want to enjoy our book-to-show comparisons more. http://towerofthehand.com/books/102/

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