Because somebody probably wanted it, we go back to USA’s bike cop action drama Pacific Blue. This time, the gang heads to Hawaii, and it wastes no time being gross. This time, it’s Shawn Michaels lending his acting talent to this decidedly no Christian product. It’s season episodes 3 & 4: “Blue Hawaii” Parts 1 & 2.

Want to get caught up? Both episodes are streaming on [evil corporation] Prime.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne