Zero shots on goal.

Four days after beating Columbus 2-1, D.C. United went to work against an Atlanta side sitting below them in the table and produced nothing. Sloppy, disjointed, no cohesive attack. Nathan Ordaz's effort from wide was the closest thing to a chance the Black-and-Red created all night. Sean Johnson's saves and a Miguel Almirón miss from close range are the only reasons this finished 0-0 instead of as a loss.

Jon and Ted dig into why this keeps happening. João Peglow was suspended on yellow-card accumulation, leaving a midfield of Andre Dozzell, Ordaz, Kimito Nono and Brandon Servania that broke up play competently and created absolutely nothing going forward. Tai Baribo and Louis Munteanu score goals — they don't make them. Nobody on this roster makes them. That's not a bad night, that's the shape of the squad.

This was a must-win against a team below them, and everyone below D.C. gained ground. It's mid-September. Table watch officially begins.

René Weiler admitted the performance was poor, then returned — by the guys' count, roughly the fifth time — to comments about what the club spends. Jon has run out of patience with that line, given Weiler helped pick this squad. A question from Bluesky asks whether Weiler keeps his job if D.C. miss the playoffs. Both hosts say yes, and probably should: the last five D.C. head coaches have landed at roughly a 43% win rate regardless of who was in the chair. Weiler's contract runs through December 2027 and he's the highest-paid coach in club history. The real pressure arrives in the winter window, not in October.

Plus the Matti Peltola question. Benched against Atlanta, on in the second half, and the broadcast's man of the match against Columbus four days earlier. Ted's read: he doesn't fit Weiler's 4-3-3 and he's gone in January. Jon's objection: if he isn't a fit, you sell while the value is high — not after half a season rotting on the bench.

Roster movement: Conner Antley has been recalled from his loan at Tampa Bay after four starts, with no announced injury behind it. Caden Clark has been loaned out to Tacoma Defiance.

Then the story that put D.C. United on TechCrunch. The club is reported to be in talks to sell a stake in both the team and Audi Field to Collaborative Fund, the venture firm led by Craig Shapiro. MLS has not approved anything, and the league is still working out how large a private equity position it will even allow. Floated in the reporting: in-stadium placements for the firm's portfolio companies, and AI-managed fan entry times. Jon's skepticism is straightforward — an equity sale puts money in the current owner's pocket. It does not put a player on the field.

On the Spirit side: a loss to Boston Legacy FC at Audi Field, conceding twice in the final four minutes while pushing for an equalizer. Washington are still second overall. Jon's theory is a cohesion problem — a roster of stars and no club servants, which is a hard job for any coach when ownership signs everyone available. And there's a goalkeeper question waiting when Aubrey Kingsbury comes back.

Up top, Jon played inline hockey for the first time in 25 years, won, scored, then had his flight cancelled and Ubered home — turning 41 and picking hard sports on purpose. Ted refereed all weekend and is still proud of playing an advantage and then coming back for the yellow.

And the closing question: any buyer's remorse on the season tickets after a night like that? No. Now he can really yell at people.

Nobody predicted a 0-0. Jon said so on air, repeatedly, and he'd like the record to reflect that he's aware of it.

DC United held LAFC to a single shot on goal in a sold-out Audi Field, and Kimito Nono is the reason why. He took Son Heung-min out of the match so completely that LAFC eventually gave up on the matchup and moved him centrally to find him space. Keisuke Kurokawa did the same job on the other side. Between them, DC neutralized LAFC's two most dangerous attackers and dared everyone else to solve the problem. Nobody could.

The other half of the story is the one this show has been telling for months. Jackson Hopkins put the best chance of the night straight at the goalkeeper. Louis Munteanu cracked one from range that deserved better placement. And without Tai Baribo in the box, every cross DC delivered had nowhere to land.

Then there's the roster. Gabe Segal's season is over without a single DC appearance. Caden Clark's move to New York was reported as done right up until it wasn't. Nikola Markovic got two minutes and won't be trusted to start anywhere until next year at the earliest. The transfer window closes tomorrow and DC are, as Jon put it, getting thin on dudes.

Plus: every MLS team is returning to the US Open Cup, Jon buys season tickets roughly a week after telling you not to, and the guys disagree sharply about whether the Sprint Season should be a youth showcase.

The full FC Cincinnati preview is on the Patreon show.

• DC United hold LAFC to one shot on goal — and it came off a deflection
• Kimito Nono keeps Son Heung-min in his pocket for ninety minutes
• Keisuke Kurokawa's much-improved shift, plus a goal ruled offside
• Andre Dozzell keeps looking like a center back nobody predicted
• Matti Peltola's strong run and what happens when Kye Rowles returns
• Patreon question from Jacob Schultz: how did Nathan Ordaz look on his first start?
• Four chances created, a 7.1 rating — the Ordaz numbers vs. the eye test
• Jackson Hopkins' 0.64 xGOT miss and the finishing problem
• Louis Munteanu as a standalone nine without Tai Baribo
• Silvan Hefti suspended, Sean Nealis in the doghouse, contract confusion
• Nikola Markovic's two-minute cameo and No. 1 draft pick expectations
• Gabe Segal's season ends through injury
• The Caden Clark move to New York collapses
• U22 slots, international slots and the supplemental list, explained
• Deadline day predictions: one in, one out
• Why MLS moved its window behind the European window
• Every MLS team returns to the US Open Cup — round of 64, December final
• Folarin Balogun's Everton move falls through
• Jon becomes a season ticket holder days after telling everyone not to
• Bluesky question: how hard is it to sit on rumors you can't report?
• Should the Sprint Season be a youth development showcase? Jon says yes, Ted says absolutely not

The vibes are not great. DC United dropped back-to-back games — a 3-0 home loss to New England Revolution and a 3-1 loss at Charlotte FC — and Jon and Ted are here to make sense of it all.

They break down the same defensive breakdown that killed DC three times against New England, Jack Harrison's one-million-dollar destruction of DC's left side, and a Charlotte game where Louis Munteanu's goal briefly made things interesting before the wheels fell off. Kye Rowles' injury is the common denominator. The rotation — or lack of it — is the bigger conversation. And then there's Renée Weiler's post-game press conference telling fans to be more patient and more objective. Jon and Ted respond.

Also: Jacob Murrell heads to Falkirk, the transfer window's extra day, Nathan Ordaz's strange lack of minutes, and the new MLS 20-team playoff format explained.

Extended breakdown — more on Weiler, fan questions, and deeper roster talk — at the $5 tier.

• Jon goes to the Richmond Kickers game solo — the River City Red Army "farts of pine" banner
• Ted bought LAFC tickets when the vibes were good. The vibes have shifted
• DC United 0-3 New England Revolution: the same breakdown, three times
• Jack Harrison: one million dollars, two assists, completely torched DC's left side
• Kye Rowles out injured: the common denominator between both losses
• Keisuke Kurokawa trending downward after playing almost every minute
• Hosei Kijima: the week's standout
• DC United 1-3 Charlotte FC: Louis Munteanu scores, DC wake up their opponents
• Three games in a week with barely any rotation — Renée Weiler's call
• Sean Nealis: hasn't looked strong, under contract through next year
• Nikola Markovic: why isn't he starting over the midfielders at center back?
• Nathan Ordaz: did the coach even want him?
• Renée Weiler tells fans to be "more patient and more objective"
• Does Weiler have the rope to survive a playoff miss?
• Jacob Murrell heads to Falkirk — a victim of no MLS Next Pro affiliate
• The transfer window closes a day after the European window
• MLS 20-team playoff format: how it works and why they're doing it
• Relegation as the logical companion piece

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Storm week in Fredericksburg and Stafford pushed the show a day — power outages, spooked dogs, and flickering internet. Fitting preparation for a DC United draw.

DC picked up a point on the road against CF Montréal for their ninth draw of the season. Jon and Ted break down a game that probably should have been a loss if not for an eight-save performance from Sean Johnson. They dig into the backline setup with Kye Rowles injured and Lucas Bartlett suspended, Matti Peltola's center back experiment, Keisuke Kurokawa's rough night, Hosei Kijima's debut, and the ongoing Jackson Hopkins question. Plus the Baltimore stadium deal, DC's brutal remaining schedule, and the goalkeeper depth picture with Grant Leveille in the pipeline.

Extended breakdown — roster moves, upcoming match preview, and Patreon questions — at the $5 tier.

• Storm week: power outages, spooked dogs, show pushed a day
• DC United 1-1 CF Montréal: nine draws on the season
• Was this a point earned or two points dropped?
• The backline setup: Kye Rowles out, Lucas Bartlett suspended
• Matti Peltola at center back — pros, cons, and why it's not his natural role
• Keisuke Kurokawa's worst game in a DC United uniform
• Hosei Kijima's debut — first impressions and open questions
• Jackson Hopkins on the left: the dribbles, the decision making, and the dive
• Sean Johnson: eight saves, best performance of the year
• Grant Leveille and the goalkeeper depth picture
• The Baltimore stadium deal: dead or just resting?
• DC's brutal remaining schedule

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Something is different. After a 2-1 win over Toronto FC and a comeback draw against Nashville SC, Jon and Ted are feeling something unfamiliar — genuine optimism about DC United's 2026.

They break down both results, dig into what Louis Munteanu and João Peglow are bringing to the team, talk through the new signings and the competition they're adding to the squad, and get into stadium changes at Audi Field. Then it's the big league news: Don Garber riding off into the sunset after 25+ years, Larry Berg as the next MLS commissioner, Inter Miami reportedly closing in on Kevin De Bruyne, and Jon's chaotic proposal to blow up the DP rule entirely.

The extended breakdown — more DC United detail and Patreon questions — is at the $5 tier.

• Solo dad life: Jon waited for a small child to fall asleep to record this
• Ted catches the Black Keys at the Allianz Amphitheater in Richmond
• DC United 2-1 Toronto FC: strong first half, Sean Johnson man of the match
• The Nashville SC comeback draw and what it says about this team's mentality
• Louis Munteanu and João Peglow — the improvements turning heads
• New signings and the competition they bring to the squad
• Stadium changes at Audi Field
• Don Garber's legacy: from ten teams nearly folding to thirty with stadiums everywhere
• Larry Berg as next MLS commissioner — what it means for spending and the salary cap
• Inter Miami reportedly closing in on Kevin De Bruyne
• Jon's proposal: unlimited DPs, but lose three roster spots per signing

Jon and Ted discuss the return of MLS, recent player signings, and the impact of the World Cup on the league. They also explore the challenges of developing young talent and the potential for future growth in the league.

Takeaways

• MLS is back and the hosts are cautiously optimistic about the upcoming season.
• The development of young talent and the impact of the World Cup on the league are key topics of discussion.

Chapters

• 00:00 MLS is Back
• 07:27 The Impact of the World Cup
• 24:04 Offseason Player Signings
• 30:19 Challenges of Developing Young Talent

We're back. After a hiatus — and a Riverside studio that updated itself the second we hit record — Jon and Ted return to a weekend with no DC United or Washington Spirit match (World Cup + international break). So we ran a full World Cup roundup, made the case that the Washington Spirit are the best team in town, and broke down DC United waiving Aaron Herrera.

The World Cup has us hooked against our will: the USMNT's four-goal outburst, Folarin Balogun climbing the all-time charts, a Christian Pulisic calf scare, Gio Reyna's worldie and the celebration that told on him, plus why Cape Verde, Curaçao and Haiti are the best argument for a 48-team field. Then it's all things Spirit, and a primer on how MLS waivers actually work now that Herrera's on his way out.

More DC United news — the stuff for the sickos — is on the $5 Patreon edition.

• Welcome back / the new Riverside studio and live on-air troubleshooting
• Jon's hockey injury and a PT's blunt advice
• A man of no conviction: the World Cup has us
• USMNT score four; Folarin Balogun fourth all-time in US men's World Cup scoring
• Christian Pulisic dazzles, then the calf scare
• Gio Reyna's worldie vs Paraguay & the celebration
• The 48-team debate: Cape Verde, Curaçao, Haiti — and Italy out again
• Japan's comeback draw with the Netherlands; Scotland and Japan as dark horses
• Fox's coverage gets roasted
• Why the Washington Spirit are on a rocket ship
• Aaron Herrera waived: how MLS waivers actually work
• World Cup targets for DC + Kevin Paredes a free man
• Who we want to win vs who'll actually win

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DC United draw 4-4 with Montreal CF in their last game before the World Cup break. Four goals scored. Four goals conceded. Dead legs everywhere. Renée Weiler's future is the big conversation — Jon says he's gone after the half season, Ted says end of 2028. Either way, he'll go when he wants to go. Plus the Washington Spirit lose the CONCACAF Women's Champions Cup final 4-3 to Club América in heartbreaking fashion.

In this episode:

• DC United 4-4 Montreal CF: four goals, four goals conceded, the dead legs problem explained
• Why does DC keep blowing leads? It's not complicated — there's no rotation depth Weiler trusts
• Louis Munteanu looking more settled: less pressing, more facilitating
• Jared Stroud scores and continues to quietly have a moment
• Lucas Bartlett peaks and valleys — Owusu [confirm spelling] caused problems all night
• Tai Baribo: quiet game other than the penalty kick goal
• Keisuke Kurokawa handball: was it a penalty?
• Sean Johnson: largely not at fault
• Renée Weiler's future: Jon says half season, Ted says end of 2028
• "Nothing about this club is sustainable" — Jon's long-term take
• Caden Clark heading for the exit in the summer window
• Aaron Herrera and Gabriel Pirani departure timelines
• Kevin Paredes out of contract at Wolfsburg — a realistic target?
• International slot situation and what it means for incoming transfers
• Mauricio Pochettino's phone call controversy
• Washington Spirit 3-4 Club América: Sofia Cantore screamer, Rose [confirm] takes over, Sandy McIver's difficult moment
• Spirit still second best in goals conceded in the NWSL
• Backup goalkeeper discussion
• Vote for who Jon interviews during the World Cup break — get your votes in by June 2nd

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DC United lose 1-3 to Chicago Fire and draw 1-1 with St. Louis City. The vibes are undecided. Aaron Herrera wants out. Gabriel Pirani's contract is being terminated. Nikola Markovic at right back did not work. But João Peglow scores a late equalizer, Louis Munteanu and Tai Baribo are starting to show something together, and Jared Stroud is quietly having a moment. Jon and Ted break it all down before the World Cup break.

In this episode:

• DC United 1-3 Chicago Fire: Nikola Markovic at right back, Louis Munteanu's back heel assist, the Zickernagel goal, the soft penalty
• Aaron Herrera officially wants to leave — and Renée Weiler said it out loud
• Gabriel Pirani contract termination: where does he go?
• Jackson Hopkins: he can only be failed, not fail
• Sean Johnson: saves the point against Chicago, rough night on the third goal
• DC United 1-1 St. Louis City: João Peglow's late equalizer, Tai Baribo's missed header, Louis Munteanu bundling one in... offside
• Jared Stroud quietly having a moment
• The Munteanu-Baribo partnership: something is developing
• Renée Weiler's brutal press conference honesty: "It astonishes me that people are surprised we lost"
• Kevin Paredes out of contract at Wolfsburg — could he come home?
• Caden Clark likely on the way out in the summer window
• International slot situation and what it means for the transfer window
• Vangar offside rule debate: Ted is not a fan
• The vibes are undecided heading into the World Cup break

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DC United go up 2-0 at Nashville. Silvan Hefti gets a red card. Nashville score twice in 14 minutes. DC hold on for a 2-2 draw. It's a monkey's paw. Jon and Ted break it all down plus Chicago on Wednesday and a Washington Spirit update.

In this episode:

• DC United 2-2 Nashville SC: the monkey's paw draw
• Louis Munteanu scores again — the DP slot is starting to look better
• Silvan Hefti red card: Ted referees the refs
• Aaron Herrera: poor performance, 90 minutes Wednesday to prove himself
• Jackson Hopkins misses two clear chances — he's not a forward
• Matti Peltola: steady as ever
• Sean Johnson: 3.38 expected goals faced, saved the point late
• Gabriel Pirani: mutual contract termination reportedly agreed
• Andy Najar: DC's greatest academy product, still embarrassing us at 33
• Renée Weiler's sub decisions explained
• Tai Baribo return: how does the Baribo-Munteanu partnership work?
• Caden Clark trade value in the summer window
• Kye Rowles green card update
• Chicago Wednesday: seven points minimum from the next three games
• Washington Spirit lose in Seattle: Claudia Martinez scores, Trinity Rodman ankle scare
• Sandy McIver: a tough night in goal
• Full Patreon listener Q&A

Extended analysis and Chicago preview at the $5 tier: patreon.com/rfkrefugees

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