A boat ride turns into a juice box assault disaster on Real Housewives of Miami when Lisa loses her shizz because people ask her not to feed the local dogs by tossing chicken into the water. Yes. This is actually what this episode is about, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com

#2312 RHOM: Juice Boxing in Miamememe

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TV & Film

This week on Summer House (S08E13), the men are extra ridiculous, and the women don’t let any of their BS fly.  Between Carl wanting more softness and Kyle wanting to cage Amanda, it’s enough to make our blood boil.  Again.

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#2429 Summer House S08E13: Killing Me Not Softly

This is part 2 

It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)!  Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala.  Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2428 PumpRules S11E16 Part 2:  Something About Hurt

This is part one!

It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)!  Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala.  Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2427  PumpRules S11E16 Part 1:  Something About Hurt

It’s time for the cast trip on The Valley (S01E09) and everyone’s going except our mariposa Kristen. Too bad: she’s missing out on barfing, slapping, and other messy moments. Speaking of messy, standing ovation for Janet’s gays who put on the pantomime performance of the year.

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#2426  The Valley S01E09: The Bad News Big Bears

*This is part 2*

Summer House MV starts at around 25:40 

On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on.

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#2312 RHOM: Juice Boxing in Miamememe

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