Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at Sonja's Paper Magazine party. Nothing happens and yet EVERYTHING HAPPENS.  This is why we love Real Housewives of New York City.


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Janet tries to flex her power by withholding invites from Kristen and Zach to her baby bachelorette trip this week on The Valley. Little does she know that…well, the audience kinda hates her and will never forgive her for trying to ban empaths. Good luck with all this, lady! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2419 The Valley: S1E08 Empath Ban!

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Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana?  We have so many questions!  What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2418  PumpRules, Part 2:  You In Danger Girl!

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Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana?  We have so many questions!  What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2417  PumpRules, Part 1:  You In Danger Girl!

On Below Deck (S11E14) a sprig of parsley is enough to cause a domino effect of drama.  Plus, Fraser locks lips with a guest!  Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, an inflatable flamingo may end Simon and Bria.



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#2416 Below Deck and Summer House MV: Of Gays and 5Ks

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues?  And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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