---Epic Rap Battle of History: Jack Allison vs. Lin Manuel Miranda.---

Jack Allison:

Its Jack Allison droppin beats like some ballast son, a weed gamer I keep a vape on me like a talisman. Aye Lin Manuel—

Lin Manuel:

Yo yo!

Jack Allison:

You aint no Vader, i’ma grind you with these verses and, smoke ya later.

Lin Manuel:

Yo! It’s Lin Manuel, too swell, the smooth villain, i’ma playwrite—

Jack Allison:

Yeah you play right.

Lin Manuel:

And you just play fight, you too bitter, you’re a poster?

Jack Allison:

Yeah a poster.

Lin Manuel:

Then you’ll be on my wall kid. And a coaster?

Jack Allison:

Huh a coaster?

Lin Manuel:

You’re just floating through life, kid, I'm a self made captain trappin back from the theatre—

Jack Allison:

Back of the theatre? Thats funny son, try the front row. When Obama was at Hammy homie where did you go?

Lin Manuel:

Yo, that’s not..look lets not start this shit.

Jack Allison:

Shits been started and Imma light your ass like I sparked a zip. So close your mouth, hold your tongue and just bite your lip.