There are a great many ways to write terrible verse—lazy rhymes, half-baked conceits, catastrophic metrical breakdowns. But where others have failed, u/poem_for_your_sprog sings the subreddits electric. Look on his works, ye unlettered, and despair.

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis

Thing 2: Mike Laws

Producer: Amanda Darrach

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