Lord of The Rings is pretty good, right? Terry Goodkind thought so too. That’s why he ripped it off. For 900 horrible pages.

Richard Cypher is young not important person who is suddenly thrown into a long adventure with the help of his old wizard friend using the magic power handed down to him by Gollum.

Additionally, the book’s kinda messed up. The main bad guy likes to kill people and play in their gore. His side kick is a pedophile. And the wizard falls in love with a one-footed bone horder. Gross.

We only listened to the first 15 hours of the audiobook. We’ll see you again next week for more torture.