Life is a delicate thing. Even if you’re bar-hopping around Russia, feeling great, invisible aliens could show up for no reason and explode you into glitter.

At least that’s the way the world is in the 2011 movie Darkest Hour. The aliens are invisible, except sometimes, and explode you, unless you’re wearing a bunch of keys or are particularly important to the plot, except there isn’t one. Also something about lightbulbs.

This episode was sponsored by Jakub who hopes it helps his friend Deanna recover from surgery. Feel better, Deanna! Now I want surgery to get this out of my brain.