We can all agree that full sized golf is lame. It's a giant business meeting ruining a perfectly good public park. But miniature golf is brilliant, it's got tiny windmills and minimal walking.

At least that's what I thought as a kid. But has my opinion changed now that I'm all growed up? Find out!

• Mike Bennett is an artist who's gotten a bunch of attention recently for hiding giant memes around Portland.
• Mike & Michele have a podcast about 90s cartoons called Killer Tofu.