Do I like this? Do I hate it? Am I hungry? It’s so hard to tell when you’re watching Gunhed. It makes less sense than a Braille street sign.

The movie Gunhed is, and I’m mostly just guessing here, a thrilling tale of one man’s quest to defeat a giant robot using another less giant robot because the bigger robot owes his robot money. There are also some kids. And they’re on an island made of barbecue. And… I don’t know. Kaboom! Blowee! Smash! Robots!

Thanks to Zachary for sponsoring this insane romp. And as a bonus, enjoy Tanya’s brutal take down of the Pixar movie Cars.