The Truth about Charlie is a remake of the 1963 film Charade mashed up with Francois Truffaut’s 1960 film Shoot the Piano Player. If you were guessing that those two movies shouldn’t be mashed up, you were right.

Truth follows the ex-wife(?) of a murdered spy(?) and her new boyfriend(?) a criminal(?). Really, it’s a movie where the audience, the characters, and the film maker were all confused as to what was going on. Starring Mark Wahlberg in a berret.

Thanks to Vicente for sponsoring (I hope this movie’s been taken down a peg now) and Leighann, our newest Meat Buddy. Welcome to Meat Town, everybody!