Did a satanist cult steal your granddaughter with plans to sacrifice her? Then buckle up, because to get out of hell you’re going to need to… Drive Angry.

It’s hard to go wrong with a Nic Cage movie (except for Tanya, who thinks they frequently go wrong), and this one’s about as bananas as any he’s made. There’s a sex gunfight, lots of CGI bullets, and eye-popping 3D! (No seriously, his eye gets shot out.)

Thanks to Xua for stopping by. And make sure to check out the new record from his band Swahili.