It’s a holiday tradition as old as the pilgrims: a turkey having sex with and murdering college students for no reason. The story’s been around forever. We just needed a couple kids with a gross-out sense of humor and $3,500 to make a movie about it.

Thankskilling is a no-budget horror/comedy that tries to cover up the lack of jokes with some sexual assault. It’s not an entirely bad idea, but it’s so cluelessly executed that even parts that should be fun just make us face-palm. Like this: