Do you think you have what it takes to wear clothes and exist when a camera is near by? Then you might be America’s Next Top Model.

Famous novelist Tyra Banks puts a group of skinny women (and sometimes other things but mostly that) through silly, demeaning, and ultimately unhelpful challenges to find out which one is worthy of a very short modeling career and then ultimate obscurity.

We’re joined by Emily Gordon, author of Super You: Release Your Inner Superhero and co-host of The Indoor Kids who has somehow made time to watch every single episode of this show.