It’s #WetMonth again and that means it’s time for us to dip our toes back in the glistening, homoerotic anime Free!.

For season 2, everybody’s a bit older but just as sexually tense. As they decide what to be when they grow up we decide who to ship, why there aren’t nips, and why one is a shark. There are lots of other pressing questions but the key to Free! is to just let it wash over you (and try not to think about their ages).