Two detectives. One is Whoopi Goldberg and the other a t-rex. Guess which one had to be sued into appearing in this film.

Theodore Rex is so bad it raises lots of questions. Well, actually just one: why?

The dinosaur is just an idiot. Why?

The tone is wildly inconsistent from one scene to another. Why?

The dinosaurs are dino-shaped but just humans. Why?

The opening crawl of the movie spoils the ending. Why?

The only answer we have is because it’s the finale of Dinosaurs and Detectives Month!