It seems like only yesterday our cute little guidos and guidettes were getting drunk and punching/humping each other in Miami.  Oh, how things have changed.  Now, they’re back in Jersey and they’re really gonna live it up.  And so are we.  We try to gather everything we’ve learned about life in a game we call How To _____ At The Jersey Shore.  

How do I start a fight with Deena?  Laugh.  

How do I apologize to my boyfriend? Pizza.

How do I get it in with Vinnie?  Don’t even try.  He’s too big.

All that and more on this fantastic episode of Read it and Weep.