Big Rich is still in Hawaii, and the gang’s debating the odds of him actually returning tomorrow—or if he’s gone full island mode for good. Meanwhile, everyone’s confused and mildly infuriated that the brand-new AI-generated country song topping the charts… is actually kinda great?! Plus, it’s confession time: what’s the dumbest thing we’ve ever bought on Black Friday just because it was “on sale”? (Looking at you, waffle-maker-slash-foot-massager.)