12 Bar Blues E
[verse]
I woke up this morning, I got the MAGA blues
Yeah, I woke up this morning, I got them MAGA blues
I've tried crying and screaming, but it don't matter what I do
[verse]
I woke up this morning, I got the MAGA blues
Yeah, I woke up this morning, I got them MAGA blues
I was hopin' I was dreamin’, but I guess all of this is true
[Bridge A E A B7]
Now we're enemies with Greenland, Canada, Mexico and Europe too (“What’d they do?”)
We're closing up the government, we're changing all the rules (“Say it ain’t true!”)
[Rant over the blues]
I was really trying my best to not let this get to me, And I was doing ok for a while
And I felt better this time than I did in 2016,
But I think I was just trying to protect myself
And I've been trying to not jump to worst case scenarios
But that's hard to do given everything that I'm seeing
It's not like I don't think that there is waste in government, sure there is
But Jesus Christ, talk about throwing out the baby with the bathwater
They've got a bunch of 20-year-olds going around firing people with important government jobs and then whoops, rehiring them
And really, I've got nothing against 20-year-olds
But are you fucking serious
And then Ukraine, what the fuck are these people even thinking. Somehow Putin is the good guy?
And there's a new Government Faith Office headed by some mega church grifter
And this cabinet, are you fucking kidding me
Talk about the fox guarding the henhouse!
And Gulf of America Really? Was that really first order of business shit?
And do we honestly have a government department called DOGE?
Named after a meme coin run by a richest man on earth?
Well, he's probably not really the richest man on earth
Because who knows about the Saudi royalty, they could be worth trillions.
But that's a whole other story
Anyway, 1/2 a Xanax doesn't quite do the trick anymore
And I know you're not supposed to mix that with Whiskey, but all bets are off folks!
And that White House Press secretary Karoline Leavitt
I honestly think she's a humanoid robot
And Marco Rubio and Lindsey Graham are now somehow the voice of reason?
I could go on and on
[verse]
I woke up this morning, I got the MAGA blues
Yeah, I woke up this morning, I got them MAGA blues
It's only been two months now, don't know what the hell we’re gonna do
(I’m goin’ back to bed, wake me up when this all over)