Our puppy caught a bad lottery ticket in an instant and then vomited and barfed his way through the week while we all hope he doesn't die.

You have to be careful what you touch. And if danger lies in that crap pile – why you gonna touch it twice?

Some of us think we can wade through the nastiness and not be affected.

And then wonder why your toothless yells can't get you a cab out of the Flop Casa of Broken Dreams.