What made the internet angry this week?

Derek has a new podcast, and it's way better than this one! We have VERY different ideas about what 'sexual experimentation' means. The NHL Draft came to Vancouver, and 'people' (sports journalists) were really mad that we don't have ridesharing. Uber and Lyft suck ass, and you're awful for supporting them. Instagram influencers are back on their bullshit. An unintended side effect of our phone addictions is WE ARE LITERALLY GROWING HORNS OUT OF THE BACK OF OUR SKULLS. All this, and more, on what is now your second-favorite podcast featuring Derek Bolen.