[Somewhere a 911 Operator receives a call..]

Operator: “911 What’s your emergency?”

(pause)

Operator: “Okay Mr. Allison, I'm going to need you to slow down for me, okay?”

Operator: “You were preparing rice and then you—...”

(pause)

Operator: “Okay a giant otherworldly portal, mhm…Angels, yep..”

Operator: “Yes sir Mr. Allison, that was in fact the voice of God.”

Operator: “Yes sir he was indeed speaking directly to you.”

Operator: “Look, Mr. Allison, I'm sorry but is there an actual emergency you would like to report here?”

(pause)

Operator: “Sir that’s just what happens when you rinse rice, everybody knows—”

Operator: “Well then how have you been preparing it up until now?”

(pause)

Operator: “What the— pre-rinsed!?”

Topics Discussed on Today’s episode include: LOGWAGG, Weed Fire, Stacey Abrams Rinsed-Rice, Cooking Kitchen, Yuzu Booty and more!

VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/624691208