Throw your stilettos into a garbage can and light that shit on fire, because heels are officially O-V-E-R, OVER!!!! Heels are uncomfortable (for me) and sneakers are better (for me), so please know that this news is a delightful bit of information (for me) that I will plaster to every pair of high heels at my local DSW, liberating the masses from the tyranny of feeling like a pig on stilts.